Oceanminded Towels: Uber Cool Beach Linens
The haute couture of towels is now available for sale! New Egyptian brand Oceanminded makes and designs stunning, unique beach towels - who needs a bikini bod when you have a rad towel covering your less-than-bikini-esque frame?
Beaches used to be about fun, summer reads, margaritas, and tans - now they are sea-side runways! Suddenly everyone is getting all spruced up for a stroll along the beach, but the extravagance hasn’t stopped there; now people need pretty fancy towels too!Made and designed in Egypt, new local brand Oceanminded creates towels, but they’re not just any towels; they’re rounded towels, they’re fringed, and they've got cool patterns on them. They're like the Chanel of towels! Well, sort of. In addition to their obvious use – wiping and drying out your bum-bum after you emerge from a frolic in the sea, Oceanminded towels will make you the talk of the town with their unique embroidery patterns. Imagine if you could get the attention you have always desired with your towel on – well, actually this is kind of a double-edged sword because people would only be interested in your towel, unless you are like well-read or whatever. Who needs a bikini bod when you have a rad towel covering your less-than-bikini-esque frame? We, for one, can’t wait to rub our new Oceanminded towels in everybody’s face, so you better get with the program, unless you want to reserve a permanent spot in the less posh part of the beach!
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May 01, 2024